(Almost) Every Taylor Swift Song, Ranked

(Almost) Every Taylor Swift Song, Ranked

In honor of folklore’s surprise release, I ranked every song from the studio discography of Taylor Swift, one of our greatest living songwriters –– even her weakest songs are better than most people’s best. There’s no live stuff, no Christmas songs, no covers, and no instances of Taylor as a featured artist. And I can’t include folklore yet because it needs time to unravel in my brain. Without further ado, here’s pretty much every Taylor Swift song, ranked.
45 Years Later, “Jaws” Highlights American Failure

45 Years Later, “Jaws” Highlights American Failure

Rather than taking comprehensive action to prevent grave consequences, our leaders follow Mayor Vaughn’s example, and almost exclusively opt for shortsighted, short-term solutions to set the public at ease –– band-aid solutions to keep many civilians from realizing that their perceived paper cuts are, in fact, mortal wounds.